Anyone fancy a bit of head?

Severed human head found in Cambridgeshire quarry - BBC News

Don't lose your head etc etc. Yes we are making many sick jokes today about his article that just popped up

A severed human head has been found in a Cambridgeshire quarry.

The head was found by a quarry worker at Mepal, between Chatteris and Ely, on Monday afternoon. It is not yet known whether the head was male or female.

Officers are also searching a site in Sharnbrook, Bedfordshire, where they believe the head came from.

Police stressed the discovery at Block Fen Drove was of a head and not a skull and that they were trying to establish how long the remains had been there.

Det Insp Jerry Waite, from the Beds, Cambs and Herts Major Crime Unit (MCU), said: "We are conducting enquiries both locally and across the county borders, and would urge anyone with information about the finding to contact us.

"At this stage we do not know if the head is male or female, however we have got officers carrying out searches at a site in Sharnbrook, Bedfordshire, as we believe this is where the remains may have come from."
I thought this was going to be a thread about collectable Navy toilets.

You can imagine my profound disappointment. :(
Perhaps someone got an Isis haircut?
Come on people! Not known if the head is male or female and no one has asked if its mouth was open?
Otway & Barrett -- headbutts

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Just the one?
Fucking amateurs.
Police have appealed for anyone who can give them a heads up on who it is to come forward.
Well Zaphod Beeblebrox said if you want to get ahead, get a head
Funnily enough with this thread resurrection, in Feb of this year it was shown to be a 30-50 year old bloke's head. They never figured out who he was, how he died, or even when he died.


War Hero
It wasn't me, I had a pencil behind me ear.

And I just checked in the mirror. Funny, couldn't see anything. Might have been the fridge door, for all I know..

It should've been a piece of piss, all they had to do was clean the mud out and whisper 'who are you?' in his ear, tchh.


War Hero
or they could check the dental records [dental...record..singing...teeth...geddit?)

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