Anyone else

#1
think this summer has been a total load of shite in terms of weather?

global warming?! what a fcuking let down
 
#2
louis said:
think this summer has been a total load of shite in terms of weather?

global warming?! what a fcuking let down


This summer has been about as good as this thread,


























Shite
 
#3
Well, yes it has, but could you jazz the thread up a bit with a tale of how you saw a mong falling over in Sainsbury's car park or summat?
 
#4
louis said:
think this summer has been a total load of shite in terms of weather?

global warming?! what a fcuking let down
more like Glaobal Raining, on the uk mainly. Good for the ducks, shoite if you've got a motorbike.
 
#7
ouyin said:
Yeah, the weather's been shite.

On a more interesting note, I had explosive diarrhea today.

ill swap you, ive not been able to shit for 3 days!!!! maybe a good hot vindaloo is the way forward
 
#8
I had diarhhea too, not explosive, it just fell out as soon as my arse finally unclinched. jesus I felt ill.
 
#9
I too had the squits today.

I would like to publicly thank Burger King, Aldershot for helping me do a full prostate unload down the lav.
 
#11
There are few pleasures in life that exceed that of a good dump, a quiet sit down while you contemplate your thoughts, unless it one of those that's difficult to get out, it's hard to think beautiful thoughts when you're straining.
 
#12
I too have suffered the effects of explosive diarrhea today. Mine was more of a brown rain though, nothing solid that I could see in the pan during post poop inspection.
 
#13
Mine came out with the consistancy of a hot Caramel Latte.
 
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#14
This thread has inspired me to have explosive diarrhea over a fallen mong in Sainsbury's car park the next time it pisses down in the Summer. I'll go for one the consistency of slurry or fresh-mixed concrete (the squit, not the mong), slightly greeny-brown and with a sort of oil-slick effect on the surface.

Three Big Macs, a lamb jalfrezi, a litre of apple juice and a pound of butter for the mong to slip on should do the trick.
 
#15
BambiBasher said:
This thread has inspired me to have explosive diarrhea over a fallen mong in Sainsbury's car park the next time it pisses down in the Summer. I'll go for one the consistency of slurry or fresh-mixed concrete (the squit, not the mong), slightly greeny-brown and with a sort of oil-slick effect on the surface.

Three Big Macs, a lamb jalfrezi, a litre of apple juice and a pound of butter for the mong to slip on should do the trick.

make sure you get some pictures
 
#16
BambiBasher said:
This thread has inspired me to have explosive diarrhea over a fallen mong in Sainsbury's car park the next time it pisses down in the Summer. I'll go for one the consistency of slurry or fresh-mixed concrete (the squit, not the mong), slightly greeny-brown and with a sort of oil-slick effect on the surface.

Three Big Macs, a lamb jalfrezi, a litre of apple juice and a pound of butter for the mong to slip on should do the trick.
Fc.uk the apple juice, go with horrendous amounts of energy drink.

Try 4 cans of this stuff in less than an hour and then tell me how your guts are! (plus, you'll be bouncing off the ceiling all day)
 
#17
Jaysus!.. you guys must be psychic, or there's something evil going around.. I've just now ' recovered' from being ripped apart yesterday front and rear..

Not only did I have the most riptearing squits with burning and straining but I then proceeded to puke my guts out, even the dog wouldn't come near me..

ended up curled up in bed, 6 blankets on shivering and crying like Gary Glitter's playtoy..

daughter, the nurse, said I had 24 hour flu...DAMN!! I have a list of sh!thead @ssholes I'd love to pass that on to...

the prescription of a bottle of Bowmore seems to have settled the quesy stomach somewhat, but...took two years off my life at least...
 
#18
BambiBasher said:
This thread has inspired me to have explosive diarrhea over a fallen mong in Sainsbury's car park the next time it pisses down in the Summer. I'll go for one the consistency of slurry or fresh-mixed concrete (the squit, not the mong), slightly greeny-brown and with a sort of oil-slick effect on the surface.

Three Big Macs, a lamb jalfrezi, a litre of apple juice and a pound of butter for the mong to slip on should do the trick.
That was what mine was! And a shade darker than melted milk chocolate!
 
#19
the_guru said:
Well, yes it has, but could you jazz the thread up a bit with a tale of how you saw a mong falling over in Sainsbury's car park or summat?
I'll see you your falling over mong and raise you a transit bus full of mongs headbutting the sidewindows in synch on the M6 near Wigan.

That made my Summer.
 
#20
louis said:
BambiBasher said:
This thread has inspired me to have explosive diarrhea over a fallen mong in Sainsbury's car park the next time it pisses down in the Summer. I'll go for one the consistency of slurry or fresh-mixed concrete (the squit, not the mong), slightly greeny-brown and with a sort of oil-slick effect on the surface.

Three Big Macs, a lamb jalfrezi, a litre of apple juice and a pound of butter for the mong to slip on should do the trick.

make sure you get some pictures
 

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