Anyone else willing to comfort a poor girl in distress.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sympathetic_Reaction, Aug 16, 2011.

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  2. Not just yet thanks, she'll be full of his ginger gentleman's eggnog.
     
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  3. Anyone called 'Florence' in this day and age needs their fucking eyes pulling out.
     
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  4. I'm sure most of us have stirred another Gentlemans porridge at one time or another, albeit unknowingly.
     
  5. I don't think its a simple answer as you think.

    Lets weight up the pros and cons here shall we.

    Pro

    Shes a lingerie model.

    Con

    Shes been with a gwar.

    Tough one :)
     
  6. Interesting to note that the great-great-great granddaughter of the 3rd Marquess of Ailesbury (and 9th Earl of Cardigan) is a 'lingerie model' - if that isn't déclassé downward mobility, then I don't know what is.

    That said, the broken-down aristo in me would of course offer her my broad and manly shoulder to cry* on... I'm all heart that way.

    *or anything else the poor dear wanted to do...
     
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  7. He's saving his load for Pippa.
     
  8. Reckon young "H" got a bit Humpy when he found out Flo,s ancestor was the dopey cunt who fucked up a pefectly nice horsey brigade out in turkey a few years ago. They all wore Balaklava,s I b'lieve.
     
  9. At a push,yes.

    1248577882-Florence-Brudenell-Bruce-_03.jpg

    Nice happy gap.
     
  10. Looks like summats wrong with her belly button?!
     
  11. Yus! the only weirdly attractive ginger in the world is single again :)

    Princess Boozy has a ring to it no? ;-)
     
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  12. Marks out of two...
     

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  13. Is that the new (unisex) RN working dress?


    edited to add: bah! you changed the pic!
     
  14. Poor girl. I've got a set of manacles in my rape dungeon, that have suddenly become free, if she needs somewhere to get away from all the press attention for a while.
     
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