Anyone else willing to comfort a poor girl in distress.

#2
Not just yet thanks, she'll be full of his ginger gentleman's eggnog.
 
#4
Not just yet thanks, she'll be full of his ginger gentleman's eggnog.
I'm sure most of us have stirred another Gentlemans porridge at one time or another, albeit unknowingly.
 
#5
I don't think its a simple answer as you think.

Lets weight up the pros and cons here shall we.

Pro

Shes a lingerie model.

Con

Shes been with a gwar.

Tough one :)
 
#6
Interesting to note that the great-great-great granddaughter of the 3rd Marquess of Ailesbury (and 9th Earl of Cardigan) is a 'lingerie model' - if that isn't déclassé downward mobility, then I don't know what is.

That said, the broken-down aristo in me would of course offer her my broad and manly shoulder to cry* on... I'm all heart that way.

*or anything else the poor dear wanted to do...
 
#8
Reckon young "H" got a bit Humpy when he found out Flo,s ancestor was the dopey cunt who fucked up a pefectly nice horsey brigade out in turkey a few years ago. They all wore Balaklava,s I b'lieve.
 
#15
Poor girl. I've got a set of manacles in my rape dungeon, that have suddenly become free, if she needs somewhere to get away from all the press attention for a while.
 
#16
Reckon young "H" got a bit Humpy when he found out Flo,s ancestor was the dopey cunt who fucked up a pefectly nice horsey brigade out in turkey a few years ago. They all wore Balaklava,s I b'lieve.
Are you saying THEM are descended from a cav regt or were they all PIRA/INLA horsey types who got fucked up? If the later good show on her ancestor.
 
#19
She can come and live in my shed. Then she can look after Maddie while Im at work
 

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