I picked up and flicked through one of the daily rags left lying in the guardroom today and one of the titles that caught my eye was something like "trying to get injured servicemen from Afghanistan in the house".
Now I'd rather sodomise myself with "Big Bubbas 20" **** intruder" while nailing my scrotum to a table than even consider sullying my nice HD telly with that shite but I have to admit seeing a tom just back from the sandpit with injuries telling one of the freakshows the way of the world would actually be good viewing. Keeping a total of the amount of fcuks and cnuts in one rant would be a task and a half.
I've been an avid non fan since the very first series, and have not watched every single episode that there has ever been. I've also made sure to not read about it in all the newspapers, and make a point of not visting the website at least once every day.