Fcuking kids on Halloween. I've very bravely shut the blinds and curtains. I've switched off all the lights and I'm sat in the kitchen watching The Gladiator on DVD. All this because I can't be hooped with having to put up with 3000 little chavs at my front door wearing bin bags and white cam cream threatening me for sweets or money. Trick or treat my fcuking ring. Its hand over some cash/Minstrels or get glared at by their fat parents (Who know doubt take a percentage of the evenings takings)! If they work out that I've left the back gate open they may see me stuffing my face with their loot and kill me. Like Sugar hungry Zombies they'll smash the windows and climb in to feed on my evenings diet of revels and Peroni bottles (3 for 2 in Tesco). Anyone else finding themselves concealed in a dark room avoiding these ghoolish creatures of the night?