Grumpy ! - Its not the omlette I was getting at, I like omelettes too - its the total crassness of these two clowns in ordering one in that particular location. These were not chavs, they looked pretty middle-class to me - just totally ignorant.CaptainWillard said:F##k off you pretentious c#nts!!!. I may eat omlettes on occasion, and sometimes holiday in a caravan, but I pay for the privilege with money that I've grafted for. And with not a burberry cap nor piece of bling to be seen.
edited to add - It seems to me that there are two levels to Brit crassness. One is the noisy, bling beladen, shagging on the beach, pissed up shouting at 4am "Chav" style. Thats just plain nasty. The other is the " I refuse to interact with anything local except the sunshine. I want my british beer, full fry, sunday roast and Sky Sports. I have rented this "villa" for good money and I want everything to be just like Woking, except warmer" type. Thats actually more insulting to the locals because these people do not have the excuse of shite education for their stupidity. At least in Lanzarote the Spanish have had the good sense to corral all the "villas" onto huge estates on the one area of coast.
" They are like Battery people, we are Free Range" Calum, aged 8.