Anyone Drink Milk?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, May 21, 2013.

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  1. Bitty!
     
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  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Oh the Taboo! how shocking how terrible how... didn't little britain do this already
     
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  3. Amazing how it's fine to drink the lactations of another species, however drinking milk from your own seems to be anathema.

    I thought the NHS had spent millions telling us Breast is Best?
     
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  4. What a guy. Where's the vid?

    Can't beat a bit of draught.
     
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  5. The wifes a Breast feeding supporter and has had to deal with midwives who have told new Mums that breast feeding is "Weird" and "Not normal".
    The level of ignorance is astounding.


    And oh look we're in the naafi....... Milky tit wanks for the win.
     
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  6. I read it as he drunk milk from HIS mothers breast live on telly.


    Not such a big deal if your 4 months old.....bit odd if your 40 years old.
     
  7. Really?

    Is it me???
     
  8. Ohhh... Nasty... she'll get the proper hump if she reads that.
     
  9. I'd have a go on them but only if removed from the useless cunt carrying them.
     
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  10. League of Gentlemen did a good one. Tubs with a suckling pig if I remember.
     
  11. Yeah, because Jordan is a minger and your wife is wayyy fitter and you've done MUCH better and still could.

    I bet you are a Rock Ape.
     
  12. Stumbled across this.

    I don't know how it happened.

     
  13. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Love the first comment
    "Worst porn EVER"
     
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  14. Tits aren't for bairns anyway, they're for men.