Anya and the Corp

Corporal was sitting in a bar watching the 11 o'clock news on the TV when a report came on about a man set to jump off a building. A couple of stools from him, Anya leant over and said.. " bet he doesn't jump. "
Corp looked at her and replied. " $ 20 bucks says he does. "
" you're on", she replied.
Just then the announcer on the News echoed the shock and horror of the public when the man leapt to his fate.
Shaking her head, Anya tossed up the $ 20..But Corp refused to take it.. " Sorry, I was pulling your leg. I saw this on the early edition at 5 so I already knew he was going to jump . "
" Anya shook her head. " No, fair is fair, You keep the money.. I saw the 5 o'clock report, too. I just figured he wouldn't do it again . "

[ rim shot goes here ]

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