Any Yeomen Warders inna house?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Jul 2, 2010.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    First off, top job on the tourist tour of the Tower of London, Bill.

    Any man who hates the Scots, French, children, Italians, Anne Boleyn, children, crabs, HRH King Henry V111, tourists, RM and children gets my vote.

    Me and Posh Bird like you. But the next time you cast sheeps eyes at my bird, we shall have a chat, OK?

    Jesus.

    Right, Yeomen Warders.

    The fuck is that weird sculpture all about? You do know what I am talking about here dont you? Good. The plastic and glass memorial to 'traitors' outside of the Chapel?
     
  2. How's the bird Beefeater getting along by the way?
     
  3. What the fuck have you been smoking Duke? :?
     
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    He's been on the meths again... :roll:
     
  5. I work with the 2nd Div YBG, top bloke. Always jacking up trips to the Tower for the lads in work.
     
  6. QUICK NURSE...HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN.
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I fucking hate you all and I hope you die.

    But somebody has stuck a horrible plasic sculpture bang in the middle of the Tower of London. If you dont believe me, go and have a look.

    You have the Tower on London (built in 1094)

    And you have a horrible plastic sculpture (built a week last Thursday)

    I'd just like to know why?
     
  8. Might it be a greenhouse for growing smokeable drugs in?

    I bet it's fun after lights out in Beefeater land.

    I really fancy that female Yeoman Warder.

    Ex-WRAC WOII she is, yum-yum......
     
  9. building started in 1078, next time listen in :)