First off, top job on the tourist tour of the Tower of London, Bill. Any man who hates the Scots, French, children, Italians, Anne Boleyn, children, crabs, HRH King Henry V111, tourists, RM and children gets my vote. Me and Posh Bird like you. But the next time you cast sheeps eyes at my bird, we shall have a chat, OK? Jesus. Right, Yeomen Warders. The fuck is that weird sculpture all about? You do know what I am talking about here dont you? Good. The plastic and glass memorial to 'traitors' outside of the Chapel?