Any Tips when deploying to Telic

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  1. Does anyone have any top tips when deploying to Telic as i haven't been for a while. :roll:
  2. Suggest prune juice, or a litre or eight of Warsteiner. Works a treat.
  3. Bite your tongue and cough a lot during the medical. Spitting blood should get you off.
  4. nothing to worry about,unless your out on the road, then watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    depends what job you are doing.
  6. Take a good book. The flights dull.
  7. Try to avoid drawing cartoons that feature Prophets and bombs.
  8. Don't wipe your arrse with a broken bottle.

  9. dont eat yellow snow
  10. Confusious say "he who pisses into the wind gets his own back" (said with a chinese accent)
  11. Another TELIC top tip. Try not to star in too many photos or home movies. Apparently they're rather poular back home.
  12. drive on the left and hope you get a left hooker that should keep you going and see if you can scrounghe two sets of body armour great pillow
  13. Get a white fleet vehicle Thank God for AIR CON