Any single parents here

#2
I would quite easily, but gonna take a wild guess that she has some unresolved issues, so having a seperate bedroom would be a wise idea.....
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#5
I would too. But nine-year-old and four-year-old twins ? Does this mean she has 3 kids? 1 - 9yr old and 2 - 4yr olds?
Seeing as the first line calls her a “mother of three”, I’d say that’s a fair shout.

Though this is the Daily Mail, so it may turn out:
She doesn’t have a spare room;
She hasn’t got any kids;
She doesn’t live in Primrose Hill;
That isn’t a picture of her; and
She’s actually a trucker called Geoff.
 
#6
Seeing as the first line calls her a “mother of three”, I’d say that’s a fair shout.

Though this is the Daily Mail, so it may turn out:
She doesn’t have a spare room;
She hasn’t got any kids;
She doesn’t live in Primrose Hill;
That isn’t a picture of her; and
She’s actually a trucker called Geoff.
Fùck it. I've been rumbled. Again.
 
#11
Seeing as the first line calls her a “mother of three”, I’d say that’s a fair shout.

Though this is the Daily Mail, so it may turn out:
She doesn’t have a spare room;
She hasn’t got any kids;
She doesn’t live in Primrose Hill;
That isn’t a picture of her; and
She’s actually a trucker called Geoff.
They'll be spot-on about the value of her house though.
 
#12
I'm not a single parent but if she is into to role-play, i'll be her daddy.

The kids can bugger off to Cubs or Brownies or youth Club or whatever, don't really care.

With them out of the way, it's Frans bathtime at 1900.

and 2000.

Then the spanking.
 
#13
No.
If you didn't have children you would be identified as just being single.
But surely children are a result of biology, whereas being a Parent is a societal construct.

So you can just say you're a parent and it will magically be true.

And you can destroy the life of anyone that disagrees with you. And other moral guardians and heroes of the tolerant will join you.


Oh, and yeah. I totally would.
 

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