Any Signalers need mess dress ?

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by Cutaway, Sep 26, 2008.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    While searching google for something else, this - very small - Sgts mess dress came up.

    At fifty notes it's a snip.
    If you're a skinny runt.
  2. ..... if you're a skinny runt at the top: 36"-38" chest

    ....... but not so skinny for the trousers ..... 36" waist
  3. And with 28 inner LED, he must have been either a bright c*nt or a flasher.
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Chill Bovvy, you'll just have to pull your gut in.
  5. Not me! 8O Cheeky bugger! :wink:

    The mess jacket is for a skinny runt .....

    ........ but the trousers are for a short, tubby geezer. :roll:
  6. I have a brand spanking new Royal Signals (actually worn 3 times) waist coat 40" chest, available for the cost of a couple of pints.

    Nobby (finished up as a Stab scaley - lol)
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    You're correct of course Bovvy, there is no measurement given for the issue "Arse, Doris, Huge, GS."
  8. Hi Some of the seniors in my Sqn need Royal Signals Mess Kit if anyone has one for sale send sizes and ill see if they are any good to the guys and will be in touch.

  9. I sold mine to the tailoress in Blandford for £50. Could be an option if you're heading that way.