Any Old Iron?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Aug 28, 2013.

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  1. He should be force fed into a MRI Scanner. Twat
     
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  2. Good to see the RSM of 40 Cdo is ensuring that his sideburns are a fine example to the lads.
     
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  3. And he'll wonder why he's unemployed...
     
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  4. I wonder what happens when he blows his nose. Or when he has a head cold, does the gunk fly out the sides?
     
  5. Was Blackadder ever shot by a highwayman using a blunderbuss loaded with assorted ironmongery and some plain old mongery too.
     

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  6. Subsunk

    Subsunk War Hero Book Reviewer

    If you suggested that this expendable mutant have the word 'twat' branded into his forehead, he'd no doubt be well up for it. I shudder to think what he's had done to himself downstairs.
     

  7. The nostrils are designed to filter dust etc out of the air before it gets into the lungs. He'll probably die of a lung/chest infection in due course.

    I'm sure Darwin would approve.

    Rodney2q
     
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  8. Another one who hasn't thought what he'll look like in 30+ years.
     
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  9. You think he will live another 30 years?

    Dead from some horrible mutated fungus or possible wood lice in about 5 years.
     
  10. He can't look any worse. He can't, can he?
     
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  11. I'd make him work in a magnet factory!
    The utter fuckwittery of these people should be punished.
     
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  12. Hey, he's an individual. He's just showing how he is a man in his own right, no one can tell him how to do things, he says it like it is, man. His art is for all to view and share, appreciate the individual effort and dedication.
    He's still looks like a cunt though.
     
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  13. Wonder what would happen if he laughed while drinking?
    His head would resemble a watering can rose in full flow!
     
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  14. The time will come when for one reason or another the spacers will have to be removed and he will be left with large collapsed holes.