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Any idea who this is

I think that mitigation, if needed, at any subsequent court appearance should emphasise a hat that does Not go over the eyebrows.


I'm afraid chap in question is unable to wear anything over his eyebrows-on account of him being quite evidently-ginger, with those piggy eyes and...no fecking eyebrows to position a badge above.
 
Hockley seems to have twelverifed other veterans ‘on parade’...

... the chaps hard left and right seem to have settled for a beret only. The chap centre left rear in Black/Navy pancake holder cunningly disguised as a badly shaped beret appears to have borrowed Cpl Hockley’s jacket.

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The JHW looks in even worse rag order than in the original image and carrying wifebeater at the high port really adds to the walty picture painted.
Well, he doesn't look like a dick at all.
 
He hasn't ironed his combats. A fucking disgrace of a soldier.

I wonder if his porn collection is in his placky bag?
 
You should get a gold star :)

I sometimes drive through the whitehall area of Bristol when travelling from one area of Bristol to another, it’s not even in London but I’ve just been really upset by seeing this picture, and the mention of the word whitehall !

I think the OP should have put up a warning, goodness knows more many innocent people will feel upset too after looking at those pics.

More upsetting than going up Blackboy Hill or down Whiteladies Road. That’ll out ya!
 
Them's gaudy trops too...

No they're not (they're 95s). If so then he'd be immediately exonerated and moved to the 'Ally' thread.

TBH, he's better turned out than some regs I've seen recently. The Wifebeater is a nice touch. I smell sulfur.
 
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Which begs the question. Why?
How many of "us" did a few days in the forces and then moved on to other careers?
I did a couple of days and then spent quite a bit longer in another job. I have never felt the need to parade around the Cenotaph dressed as a prison officer.
Tarts the lot of them.

Before I joined the mob, I was a lingerie salesman.

I will admit, that from time to time, I do parade around, but not in front of the Cenotaph.

Tasteful photographs available for a fee.
 

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More upsetting than going up Blackboy Hill or down Whiteladies Road. That’ll out ya!

I regularly do both of those too, but often take a short cut via Klan Lane and Lynching tree Avenue.
 
Perhaps the photographer was dressed as an officer...

At any rate, stop criticising the chap - he's living the Air Tech dream!
I’m not criticising the chappie in the picture, I’m criticising the OP who is attaching a context to it, the veracity of which we only have his word for. And might well be libellous- ie, “look at this guy- he was saluting nazis... whaddya think guys?”
I think, fuck off dickhead.
 
No they're not (they're 95s). If so then he'd be immediately exonerated and moved to the 'Ally' thread.

TBH, he's better turned out than some regs I've seen recently. The Wifebeater is a nice touch. I smell sulfur.
Personally, I'd have more respect for him if he'd worn a Shirt KF and two-tone Lightweights to go with his Jersey, Heavy Wool!!

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Hockley seems to have twelverifed other veterans ‘on parade’...

... the chaps hard left and right seem to have settled for a beret only. The chap centre left rear in Black/Navy pancake holder cunningly disguised as a badly shaped beret appears to have borrowed Cpl Hockley’s jacket.

View attachment 482096

The JHW looks in even worse rag order than in the original image and carrying wifebeater at the high port really adds to the walty picture painted.

Walt or not ? glugging a can of wifebeater on parade double him away staff.
 
At the attacks on police at the cenotaph this afternoon.

[edited to add photo and cos I'm obviously too much of a pussy for you guys]
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No they're not (they're 95s). If so then he'd be immediately exonerated and moved to the 'Ally' thread.

TBH, he's better turned out than some regs I've seen recently. The Wifebeater is a nice touch. I smell sulfur.

I think they are trops. They’ve got the fully boxed pockets and they are proper luminous. Let down by the absence of KF shirt and by walting as a scaley* by adding the name tape to the JHW.

* I only ever saw scaleys doing this. Mind you the only interaction I ever had with REME they were wearing coveralls liberally doused in OMD 75 whilst telling me that my CVRT was fücked**.

** This did seem to happen quite a lot.
 
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I think they are trops. They’ve got the fully boxed pockets.

Trust me. They're bleached 95s. I was the trop-meister. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted... to be as far away from me as possible.
 
I think they are trops. They’ve got the fully boxed pockets and they are proper luminous. Let down by the absence of KF shirt and by walting as a scaley* by adding the name tape to the JHW.

* I only ever saw scaleys doing this. Mind you the only interaction I ever had with REME they were wearing coveralls liberally doused in OMD 75 whilst telling me that my CVRT was fücked**.

** This did seem to happen quite a lot.
Quick dit about trops... I had reason to be wearing trops, and for various reasons, it was all ‘normal’ at the time, I wearing a pair of KSBs. (Karrimor Sport Boots, the green and grey ones from (25??? years ago!)) and no rank tabs, no stable belt or on this particular day beret. I had cause to eat in a service mess, if I remember correctly, RAF St Mawgan. They fucking loved me, thought I was Them, and treated me like the Demi-god I am. An awesome and rewarding few moments of attention from a captive audience. The WRAF were dribbling at the gash, even the PTIs were impressed... and then equally abruptly I left. I like to think that the girls are still rubbing themselves as they think of me now, many years later, and what might have been...
 
Quick dit about trops... I had reason to be wearing trops, and for various reasons, it was all ‘normal’ at the time, I wearing a pair of KSBs. (Karrimor Sport Boots, the green and grey ones from (25??? years ago!)) and no rank tabs, no stable belt or on this particular day beret. I had cause to eat in a service mess, if I remember correctly, RAF St Mawgan. They ******* loved me, thought I was Them, and treated me like the Demi-god I am. An awesome and rewarding few moments of attention from a captive audience. The WRAF were dribbling at the gash, even the PTIs were impressed... and then equally abruptly I left. I like to think that the girls are still rubbing themselves as they think of me now, many years later, and what might have been...
And you didn't use the opportunity to get your leg over? Slack drills.
 

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