ANY GOOD STROYS ABOUT CATTERICK

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  1. AM GOING 2 CATTERICK SOON FOR MY 10 WEEK CIC, AND I WONT 2 NO A LITTEL BIT A BOUT THE PLACE BFOR I GO IF U NO WA I MEEN
     
  2. What is your problem?
     
  3. Theres a nice little building inside ITC, just to the left of the main enterance...


    ... its called 'The Education Centre'. You'll be taking your Basic Skills tests there.

    I'll bet you get a low mark on your english.

    p.s. DONT WRITE IN CAPITALS, their is no need to shout
     
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You mean apart from being loud and illiterate? He wants to be a Kingo.
     
  5. Taking the p1ss now, how many fcuking threads do you want fella?
     
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Could you please translate this into English, so that we might help you?

    If you use the search function, you will find out all sorts of useful things- just a hint!
     
  7. Good lord! There is surely no hope with that standard of writing!
     
  8. This is a wind up....right?
     
  9. I recall a tale from my formative years, when a youngster arrived at Catterick.

    His spelling and grammar were a little suspect, so when given his choice of duty for a weekend, instead of writing " Annual Parade tomorrow", he wrote "**** Prodding with a Marrow", and was never quite the same again.
     
  10. For a START - stop shouting. Your not IN yet.

    BT.
     
  11. Just tried to read your post again - your a top class ******** that can't spell.

    BT.
     
  12. I thought it was Educashun?
     
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Several people in the office are now wondering why I am crying with laughter!!!!!!

    Thanks FB
     
  14. I am not an English teacher but that is most definitely the mongiest spelling I have ever seen. FFS what is the world coming to?

    Angry stab