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ANY GOOD STROYS ABOUT CATTERICK

#3
Theres a nice little building inside ITC, just to the left of the main enterance...


... its called 'The Education Centre'. You'll be taking your Basic Skills tests there.

I'll bet you get a low mark on your english.

p.s. DONT WRITE IN CAPITALS, their is no need to shout
 
#7
jonnylewis said:
AM GOING 2 CATTERICK SOON FOR MY 10 WEEK CIC, AND I WONT 2 NO A LITTEL BIT A BOUT THE PLACE BFOR I GO IF U NO WA I MEEN
Could you please translate this into English, so that we might help you?

If you use the search function, you will find out all sorts of useful things- just a hint!
 
#9
Bedpan2zero said:
Theres a nice little building inside ITC, just to the left of the main enterance...


... its called 'The Education Centre'. You'll be taking your Basic Skills tests there.

I'll bet you get a low mark on your english.

p.s. DONT WRITE IN CAPITALS, their is no need to shout
This is a wind up....right?
 
#10
I recall a tale from my formative years, when a youngster arrived at Catterick.

His spelling and grammar were a little suspect, so when given his choice of duty for a weekend, instead of writing " Annual Parade tomorrow", he wrote "**** Prodding with a Marrow", and was never quite the same again.
 
#13
Bedpan2zero said:
Theres a nice little building inside ITC, just to the left of the main enterance...


... its called 'The Education Centre'. You'll be taking your Basic Skills tests there.

I'll bet you get a low mark on your english.

p.s. DONT WRITE IN CAPITALS, their is no need to shout
I thought it was Educashun?
 
#14
FluffyBunny said:
I recall a tale from my formative years, when a youngster arrived at Catterick.

His spelling and grammar were a little suspect, so when given his choice of duty for a weekend, instead of writing " Annual Parade tomorrow", he wrote "**** Prodding with a Marrow", and was never quite the same again.

Several people in the office are now wondering why I am crying with laughter!!!!!!

Thanks FB
 
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stabradop

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#15
I am not an English teacher but that is most definitely the mongiest spelling I have ever seen. FFS what is the world coming to?

Angry stab
 
#17
Dale the snail said:
Bedpan2zero said:
Theres a nice little building inside ITC, just to the left of the main enterance...


... its called 'The Education Centre'. You'll be taking your Basic Skills tests there.

I'll bet you get a low mark on your english.

p.s. DONT WRITE IN CAPITALS, their is no need to shout
I thought it was Educashun?
:D :D :D good un sluggy
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#19
jonnylewis said:
AM GOING 2 CATTERICK SOON FOR MY 10 WEEK CIC, AND I WONT 2 NO A LITTEL BIT A BOUT THE PLACE BFOR I GO IF U NO WA I MEEN
U wil luv it Itz got roadz an kars an thur iz a chip shop ana peetza plais an burdz frum kolburn wot poot out lyk red adare jus woch u don end up wiv a dos u kan git pisd in loowyz an jesturz the fat burd in the cookouz wot workz ona otplate givz ed thur iz a burd kold slug wot drinkz ina town oll in riichmun wot taykz it upa rongun but wocher she haz preeveeuz 4 nikkin wolletz

they speek funni upere aswel
 
#20
jonnylewis said:
AM GOING 2 CATTERICK SOON FOR MY 10 WEEK CIC, AND I WONT 2 NO A LITTEL BIT A BOUT THE PLACE BFOR I GO IF U NO WA I MEEN
There's an open to all porn show every Tuesday in the back of the guardroom. The password to get in is "fucking monkey".

Have fun.

PB
 

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