Any former Jargonites out there?

Other than myself, ctauch, Rocketeer and the Brit's all time favorite Spam, Weatherman, are there any former Jargonites still out there? We seem to be a dying breed.


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If you and Cletus would stop dumping your custard up each other and try women for a change the breed won't die out.

On second thoughts I don't think the planet needs any more slack-jawed, webbed-toed, inbred banjoplayers, so crack on as you were.
dizzy_blonde asked:

what is a jargonite?

am i one?

how do you join?
1. a 'jargonite' is a survivor of a long ago shipwrecked group of military minded 'demeters' or 'dementia praecox' in most cases.
These 'petite bourgeois arriere' or 'little arrsers' if you will...
(pardon my 'french') once apon an old ammo can...'Sounded Off'
about whatever 'scuttlebutt' bubbled up.

The ship was torpedoed by tornadic toads...some of 'us' crew washed ashore here...some were 'lifeboated' onboard your ARRSE.

2. You might be a jargonite if:

you ever wanted to be a marine

you never wanted to be a marine but still admired the uniforms

you ever dated a marine

you never dated a marine

you hate marines

you were ever near marines

you got on with marines

you found yourself on this little bivoac of a website where you could get a canteen cup of virtural 'joe' anytime

you are a kindered spirit to active duty personnel...a vet...a first responder or (what you might call a 'Walt')

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

3. You can now join 'jargonites' only in spirit (or at the hip).

I Hope this helps...

BTY with a handle like 'dizzy_blonde' you and 'cuddles' would have been welcome to come...
Do you get out much at all Weatherman?

thanks weatherman but i dont think id like being a jargonite!

im not a walt, nor a marine lover or hater i dont think i would fit in!

and me and cuddles im sure would have loved to visit occaisionally

thanks again

blondy :)

edited because i spelleded it wrong THREE TIMES :(
an objevtive oktoberfest only requires coots consuming copious quantities
of Koolaid or like imbibibition. No goosestepping nor duckhunting required.
Although Lederhosen and Birkenstockers are tolerated...das lebhaft
Fräulein are most willkommen!

Es kocht in ihr!!


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tomahawk6 said:
GI Jargon web site that is now defunct. Evidently they were held in low esteem by arrse.
Actually Tom, Jargon was a very helpful in providing us with a safe haven and beer when this site was hacked by a bunch of Brazillian ladyboys, (and possibly one electrician...)

I made the occassional foray there & they were a good bunch of blokes - for colonials anyway.
(This obviously does not include Corpse and Cletus as they are well known goatblowers.)
Weatherman, if I wanted a crap out of you about Marines, I'd squeeze your head. :D

Cuts, we only let you on Jargon 'cause we lost our shaved ape.

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