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Any flavour icecream

A guy walks up to an Ice Cream Kiosk that is advertising 'Any Flavour you can name. He smirks. "I'll have a triple scoop of cunt flavour."
Unfazed, the assistant dishes out three scoops of ice cream into a cone and passes it over. The guy takes a big long lick, screws his face up and says. "Fuck! it tastes like shit!"
The assistant replies. "Don't take such a long lick then."

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