A guy walks up to an Ice Cream Kiosk that is advertising 'Any Flavour you can name. He smirks. "I'll have a triple scoop of cunt flavour." Unfazed, the assistant dishes out three scoops of ice cream into a cone and passes it over. The guy takes a big long lick, screws his face up and says. "Fuck! it tastes like shit!" The assistant replies. "Don't take such a long lick then."