any butchers out there?

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by onearmedwarrier, Jul 12, 2009.

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  1. Hi all, ex RA, current butcher. Any fellow butchers on the site?

  2. I assume you mean, actual butchers as in, the meat trade, and not just a hobby involving Sweeney Todd type butchery?
  3. Yes mate, although I'm strictly amateurish in my attempts. I find removing the breasts without marking the nipple particularly difficult.
  4. haha, afaid so.
  5. sorry pal, someone already made that joke. got to be quicker, eh?
  6. god advice mate, sorry never thought of that. is there a way to move the thread?
  7. One of the mods will pop along and do it for you in a bit mate
  8. Suppose so. Bet I can clap louder than you though.
  9. You can use your thigh, its louder. That was my physios advice, the cheeky little slag.
  10. Werewolf and The_Coming_Man have expressed an interest in retraining as butchers. I think their general intention is to start with child killers, then hack through the ranks of offenders until England is a red and bloodstained land. Forget to pay your parking fines and you'll be hanged drawn and quartered.

    Turn them loose on politicians though by all means.
  11. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    How the hell do you tunnel bone a lamb leg with 1 arm?
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    According to last night, you also seem to have a similar problem! :D
  13. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Are we talking Beef or Scrag end?
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Had a great day of butchery on the operating theatre yesterday, does that count?