Anti-terrorism superheroes

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  1. We live in desperate times (according to the red-tops) and perhaps it is time for some superhero assistance in the War on Terror. Who would be the best candidate to help us in our time of need?

    Superman:
    Pros: Super strength, X-ray vision - you name it, he's got it!
    Cons: Wears his pants over his trousers; unlikely to relocate from Metropolis.

    Batman:
    Pros: Utility belt, experience of urban operations.
    Cons: As for Superman; unlikely to relocate from Gotham City.

    Dr Who:
    Pros: Strong UK ties, the power of time travel, two hearts.
    Cons: May p!ss off at the wrong time to fight the Daleks.

    The A Team:
    Pros: Vietnam veterans with their own transport:
    Cons: Cr@p marksmen; likely to respond to crisis by building a home-made vehicle.

    International Rescue:
    Pros: Their own secure island and excellent transport assets.
    Cons: Likely to let a bomb explode so they can spend ages using their vehicles to dig out the survivors.

    Team America - World Police:
    Pros: Less likely to shoot the wrong person than the Met.
    Cons: Busy making the world safer for Dubya.

    So who should save the free world? 8O
     
  2. SUPERGRAN!
     
  3. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    Isn't it obvious?
















    Bananaman!
     
  4. Dangermouse
     
  5. [​IMG]

    ...and Bananaman!
     
  6. Metal Mickey!!
     
  7. captain caveman

    1) already part of some para military organization with rank structure
    2) well equiped with effective disabling weapon (club) that shouldn't detonate explosives
    3) handly hold all pelt for equipment better than any webbing/pack etc
    4) teen angels are babes
     

  8. ..........She is a FANY after all.............
     
  9. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Although not a SuperHero in the Marvel mould, the only choce MUST be Judge Dredd. He'd sort them out, and, judging by the waty we are going, I expect the Judges to be on the streets dispensing justice to the Cits at any time!

    If he's busy, then the Wolf of Kabul or Captain Hurricane would do the job pretty well. At least they're Brits :)
     
  10. Wolverine!

    Would be cheap on medical bills as well
     
  11. The answer is simple:

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    OOOOHHHH YEAH!!
     
  12. " Skippy " the Bush Kangaroo...... comes complete with secure comms!
     

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  13. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    No Poppy, she's 'got' a fanny, although admittedly it creaks and rustles as she walks...
     
  14. Batfink, he has wings of steel and his side kick, the chinese geezer. Cant remember his name.