We live in desperate times (according to the red-tops) and perhaps it is time for some superhero assistance in the War on Terror. Who would be the best candidate to help us in our time of need? Superman: Pros: Super strength, X-ray vision - you name it, he's got it! Cons: Wears his pants over his trousers; unlikely to relocate from Metropolis. Batman: Pros: Utility belt, experience of urban operations. Cons: As for Superman; unlikely to relocate from Gotham City. Dr Who: Pros: Strong UK ties, the power of time travel, two hearts. Cons: May p!ss off at the wrong time to fight the Daleks. The A Team: Pros: Vietnam veterans with their own transport: Cons: Cr@p marksmen; likely to respond to crisis by building a home-made vehicle. International Rescue: Pros: Their own secure island and excellent transport assets. Cons: Likely to let a bomb explode so they can spend ages using their vehicles to dig out the survivors. Team America - World Police: Pros: Less likely to shoot the wrong person than the Met. Cons: Busy making the world safer for Dubya. So who should save the free world?