Anti-natal class

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
    The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at this stage of the plan.
    "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
    "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
    The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor.
    "Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"