Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dennis48, Jul 29, 2011.
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How to avoid being caught choking the chicken.
10 anti-masturbation devices
Well that's 10 seconds of my life that I'nn never get back.
What the devices or you cracking one off?
That would be telling.
The mother-in law!! best anti-masturbation, anti-sex, anti-anything-that-might-be-fun-and-involves-her-daughter device known to human kind!!
turned out to be a fair anti-marriage device as well!!
I believe these stop me knocking one out when I want/feel the desire
Although I can only do 4 in my list due to the number of images yadda yadda . . .
whats wrong with the last pic?
Err. . . It saves me wanking! Albeit a bit costlier
Watch two girls and one cup and you will never masterbate ever again.
I don't know about that. I've seen far worse.
I've done worse.
God im gonna be sick, Hang on i,m almost there. Did you see her book comment (havent read ) when visiting the Queen (holiday?) the servants laid out her cosmetics including BIRTH CONTROL items. I thought they were Catholics( BLAIRS ) . This was before the POPE said it wasOK. Shame Blairs parents didnt use birth control>!!!!!!!!!!!
Sellotape a photo of Poppy onto your hand.
Everytime the urge to be an onanist visits you, take a glance and watch your erection shrivel.
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