Anti- Masturbation Devices

Mr_Fingerz

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#2
Well that's 10 seconds of my life that I'nn never get back.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#4
That would be telling.
 
#5
The mother-in law!! best anti-masturbation, anti-sex, anti-anything-that-might-be-fun-and-involves-her-daughter device known to human kind!!

turned out to be a fair anti-marriage device as well!!
 
#6
I believe these stop me knocking one out when I want/feel the desire

Although I can only do 4 in my list due to the number of images yadda yadda . . .

1.

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2.
SymptonPenis.jpg


3.
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4.
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#11
Watch two girls and one cup and you will never masterbate ever again.
 
#14
God im gonna be sick, Hang on i,m almost there. Did you see her book comment (havent read ) when visiting the Queen (holiday?) the servants laid out her cosmetics including BIRTH CONTROL items. I thought they were Catholics( BLAIRS ) . This was before the POPE said it wasOK. Shame Blairs parents didnt use birth control>!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#15
Sellotape a photo of Poppy onto your hand.

Everytime the urge to be an onanist visits you, take a glance and watch your erection shrivel.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
I take it that the three moppets in pic 1 keep knocking on the door and shouting ""Grraaaannnddaaaddd!!!" when you're attempting to crack one off.
 

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