Ant Middleton forced to resign from chief cadet role over BLM tweet

Daz

LE
Are you Greenfly/ Shockwave latest reincarnation?

You Wankspangling knobgoblin.
Just wait for him to mention he's Polish.....No, really, he is, despite never having lived there
 
I see that he does one man shows in various theatres around the country

What on earth does he do for X amount of hours minutes on stage

Who actually go to these gigs - I see that some shows are sold out already Southend Cliffs Pavilions 31st Oct Ipswich 22nd Oct

The show is even going to Belfast for 2 nights at the Waterfront

Mind over Muscle Zero Negativity Tour

Archie
 
Death by PowerPoint... SOP
 

Bluenose2

Old-Salt
I see that he does one man shows in various theatres around the country

What on earth does he do for X amount of hours minutes on stage

Who actually go to these gigs - I see that some shows are sold out already Southend Cliffs Pavilions 31st Oct Ipswich 22nd Oct

The show is even going to Belfast for 2 nights at the Waterfront

Mind over Muscle Zero Negativity Tour

Archie
My missus is always nagging me to go to gigs, Ben f--king Fogle talks or w-nky musicals I have no interest in, so when she piped up about one of his shows I figured it might get me off the hook for a while, so I agreed to go (as long as she paid).

This was at the De Montford in Leicester, which seats a fair few thousand and was pretty much rammed with meat head 'roid addicts, nervous looking teenagers and gentile season ticket holders nursing their sherry schooners.

The best word I can find to describe it is 'excruciating'.

It was 5 minutes of back-of-a-beermat 'mindspeak' crammed into 2.5hrs.

At least an hour of it was clips from his TV shows and the hypocrisy was spectacular.

One section was about listening to, and using the expertise of the people around us to succeed as a team.

The next sequence was about him nearly dying on Everest, where the irony was lost on him that it was because he twice ignored the advice of the experts around him.

But he's "ex-spechal forwsez" and nobody knows him like he knows himself, so they don't know what he knows he is capable of (i.e. nearly getting himself killed being a knob).

The last 10 minutes was him showing his 'word armoury' that he mentally opens every day, and selects the ones he knows will help him. At this point a few more balanced people got up and started to leave early.

The missus and I still use the armoury thing as a running joke 2 years later.

The disturbing thing is that I didn't get the sense he was struggling to keep a straight face as he pedalled his utter nonsense, but that he completely believed in it himself. 100% watertight self regard.
 

ches

LE
Thankfully he's been fcuked off at the high port by the production company of that tough enough show. Only himself to blame....the whopping chopper.
 
I see that he does one man shows in various theatres around the country

What on earth does he do for X amount of hours minutes on stage

Who actually go to these gigs - I see that some shows are sold out already Southend Cliffs Pavilions 31st Oct Ipswich 22nd Oct

The show is even going to Belfast for 2 nights at the Waterfront

Mind over Muscle Zero Negativity Tour

Archie
War mad *******? :salut:
 

Bluenose2

Old-Salt
War mad *******? :salut:

My missus definitely qualifies for that, given the amount of conflict she generates on a daily basis. Except the ****** bit, unless it's my birthday.

Fair play on him for cashing in on his 15 mins of fame. It does look like that time is starting to come to an end now.

We were treated to a version of this before the curtain was raised:


The warning signs were there. I should have E&E'd by leopard crawling down the aisle, stopping only to harvest discarded 6-month old Planters peanuts from under the seats to improve my chances of survival once i'd boxed around the ushers, escaped the auditorium and found a nearby culvert to shelter in until daylight.
 

DITA

MIA
My missus is always nagging me to go to gigs, Ben f--king Fogle talks or w-nky musicals I have no interest in, so when she piped up about one of his shows I figured it might get me off the hook for a while, so I agreed to go (as long as she paid).

This was at the De Montford in Leicester, which seats a fair few thousand and was pretty much rammed with meat head 'roid addicts, nervous looking teenagers and gentile season ticket holders nursing their sherry schooners.

The best word I can find to describe it is 'excruciating'.

It was 5 minutes of back-of-a-beermat 'mindspeak' crammed into 2.5hrs.

At least an hour of it was clips from his TV shows and the hypocrisy was spectacular.

One section was about listening to, and using the expertise of the people around us to succeed as a team.

The next sequence was about him nearly dying on Everest, where the irony was lost on him that it was because he twice ignored the advice of the experts around him.

But he's "ex-spechal forwsez" and nobody knows him like he knows himself, so they don't know what he knows he is capable of (i.e. nearly getting himself killed being a knob).

The last 10 minutes was him showing his 'word armoury' that he mentally opens every day, and selects the ones he knows will help him. At this point a few more balanced people got up and started to leave early.

The missus and I still use the armoury thing as a running joke 2 years later.

The disturbing thing is that I didn't get the sense he was struggling to keep a straight face as he pedalled his utter nonsense, but that he completely believed in it himself. 100% watertight self regard.

Same one I went to, only mine was in Dundee.

Was struggling with some issues at the time and t'wife thought going to see a motivational speaker might help. It did. Motivated me to be nothing like him.
 

TamH70

MIA
Oh dear.


Well, he is right about the BLM protestors...

Who are continuing proof that we do not live in what they call a dictatorship as every single one of those malcontent, well, absolute scum, would be discreetly whisked off, and the rest would follow on from that.
 
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Well, he is right about the BLM protestors...

Who are continuing proof that we do not live in what they call a dictatorship as every single one of those malcontent, well, absolute scum, would be discreetly whisked off, shot in the head and their families would be given the bill for the bullet so that the state is not out of pocket.
Which is what SHOULD be happening to the Scum.
 

TamH70

MIA
Which is what SHOULD be happening to the Scum.

I wouldn't quite go that far.

Compulsory community service for about, I dunno, twenty years to life, would be fair.
 

giatttt

War Hero
The disturbing thing is that I didn't get the sense he was struggling to keep a straight face as he pedalled his utter nonsense, but that he completely believed in it himself. 100% watertight self regard.

His autobiography does portray someone who has repeatedly made very poor decisions, it skips past the effect the fallout must have had on those around him though. I'm struggling to believe that he did not behave in a similarly reckless fashion whilst in uniform - no doubt the next batch of tell all books might elucidate.
 
Well, he is right about the BLM protestors...
According to the above story that's not what he meant?
"At no point was I calling the BLM scum and comparing the two organisations. I want to make that really, really clear."
Too little too late!
 

TamH70

MIA
According to the above story that's not what he meant?
"At no point was I calling the BLM scum and comparing the two organisations. I want to make that really, really clear."
Too little too late!
I don't believe him anyway on that one. I think he meant what he said the first time. And promptly realised that in today's death by Twatter shitfest, he'd just torpedoed his career.
 

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