Ant Middleton a victim of bullying.

[Greenfly]

The Sun ran this today.

To quote: a sledgehammer by Para bullies, reveals SAS hardman Ant.

You’re so easily influenced when you are young, especially when you are entering an environment with a really strong identity, like the Paras. Their idea of a good night was to head into town to savage a few pubs before coming back to the squadron bar to start drinking p*** from pint glasses.

Going into town, beating each other up and drinking until they were sick was the only way they could get the aggression and anger out of their systems. I got why they behaved like that, but it just wasn’t me. Still, for a while I tried to fit in. I matched them drink for drink. After a while I stopped trying to fit in. My attitude became: “F*** the lot of you.”

I stopped going out on the lash with the lads. What was increasingly clear to everyone was that I didn’t want to be around the other Paras, and they — quite understandably — didn’t want to be around me.
Quote ends.

He wasn’t in the SAS nor was he a Para but top marks for trying Sun.

More here. Gulp,

I was tortured with a sledgehammer by Para bullies, reveals SAS hardman Ant

AS the hard-as-nails chief instructor on TV’s SAS: Who Dares Wins, Ant Middleton is not a man you’d want to mess with. But today he reveals that the bullying he suffered as a young Army recruit was…

www.google.co.uk

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Post reported.

You don't need to start two shit threads within 5 minutes of each other.

 

[Greenfly]

Post reported.

You don't need to start two shit threads within 5 minutes of each other.

The other was clearly an error you muppet. Merge them mods!

 

[stacker1]

The Sun ran this today.

To quote: a sledgehammer by Para bullies, reveals SAS hardman Ant.

You’re so easily influenced when you are young, especially when you are entering an environment with a really strong identity, like the Paras. Their idea of a good night was to head into town to savage a few pubs before coming back to the squadron bar to start drinking p*** from pint glasses.

Going into town, beating each other up and drinking until they were sick was the only way they could get the aggression and anger out of their systems. I got why they behaved like that, but it just wasn’t me. Still, for a while I tried to fit in. I matched them drink for drink. After a while I stopped trying to fit in. My attitude became: “F*** the lot of you.”

I stopped going out on the lash with the lads. What was increasingly clear to everyone was that I didn’t want to be around the other Paras, and they — quite understandably — didn’t want to be around me.
Quote ends.

He wasn’t in the SAS nor was he a Para but top marks for trying Sun.

More here. Gulp,

I was tortured with a sledgehammer by Para bullies, reveals SAS hardman Ant

AS the hard-as-nails chief instructor on TV’s SAS: Who Dares Wins, Ant Middleton is not a man you’d want to mess with. But today he reveals that the bullying he suffered as a young Army recruit was…

www.google.co.uk

Thanks Shockwave. I needed to read a load of shit at this very moment in time.

 

[Greenfly]

Thanks Shockwave. I needed to read a load of shit at this very moment in time.

No problem Stacks. Enjoy sexy

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

The other was clearly an error you muppet. Merge them mods!

Show me your colon, you never served wretch.

 

[Greenfly]

Show me your colon, you never served wretch.

I served Stacker my long veiny cock.

So Ant Middleton. Why has he put into print that he was in the SAS and in the Paras? Baring in mind this is extracts from his book?

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

I served Stacker my long veiny cock.

So Ant Middleton. Why has he put into print that he was in the SAS and in the Paras? Baring in mind this is extracts from his book?

'Bearing'

Not 'Baring'.

You never served wretch.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

It saves a lot of time if you just assume anything posted by greenfly is going to be utter dogshit and go straight to shaking your head sadly and feeling pity for him/her/it/them


This post has been a public service announcement, brought to you courtesy of toppers sarcasm.
When you think sarcasm, think Toppers. (Yeah, like I need to worry about advertising my sarcasm services)

 

[Greenfly]

It saves a lot of time if you just assume anything posted by greenfly is going to be utter dogshit and go straight to shaking your head sadly and feeling pity for him/her/it/them


This post has been a public service announcement, brought to you courtesy of toppers sarcasm.
When you think sarcasm, think Toppers. (Yeah, like I need to worry about advertising my sarcasm services)

You try too hard. Do you get excited when you get a like.

You’re hot as fuck though. Mhaw

 

[Whey_Aye_Banzai]

I know next to nothing about Ant, apart from he gets a lot of stick on FYB. Deservedly so by the sounds of it.

So wasn't Ant in the SAS then?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

You try too hard. Do you get excited when you get a like.

You’re hot as **** though. Mhaw

Seriously, it's no effort at all to assume you are being dull as fuck. If anything it takes effort to think of anything else when you post.

 

[armchair_ninja]

I know next to nothing about Ant, apart from he gets a lot of stick on FYB. Deservedly so by the sounds of it.

So wasn't Ant in the SAS then?

My lad saw him at Altcar when he was doing one of his fitness camps. Turned up in a Lambo apparently, that's Ant not my boy.

 

[Whey_Aye_Banzai]

My lad saw him at Altcar when he was doing one of his fitness camps. Turned up in a Lambo apparently, that's Ant not my boy.

It's the kind of car that a nob would drive, tbh.

 

[Bubbles_Barker]

It saves a lot of time if you just assume anything posted by greenfly is going to be utter dogshit and go straight to shaking your head sadly and feeling pity for him/her/it/them


This post has been a public service announcement, brought to you courtesy of toppers sarcasm.
When you think sarcasm, think Toppers. (Yeah, like I need to worry about advertising my sarcasm services)

Did they name the bar on the top floor of Old College after you?

 

[Helm]

Did they name the bar on the top floor of Old College after you?

What plastic unicorn?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

What plastic unicorn?

Maybe it's "The sarky twat"?

 

[Chef]

I'm confused, is Ant the one with the drink driving ban and why didn't Dec stick up for him?

 

[Helm]

Maybe it's "The sarky twat"?

I believe I hold copyright on that. Cease and desist order on the way

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I believe I hold copyright on that. Cease and desist order on the way

Maybe it's called "Nobby Styles" in honour of me being an irritating ringpiece?