Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by CivvyPete, Aug 11, 2013.

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  2. What do you think?
  3. a site search only brings up 155 records for 'answerphone' in approx 0.30 seconds so you can understand how it's difficult to find
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  5. I think theres a version on Wax drum claiming that the army is busy fighting Fuzzy Wuzzies............
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  6. The ARRSE equivalent;

    *click* *BBC voice* 'Good morning, you have reached the-'

    *thump clatter bang*

    *Glaswegian voice* *hic* 'Whatthafuck d'ye wan' ye soft English nancy? Fuckin' civvy, git tae fork, ye forkin' hat cunt. I've forked yer maw, d'ye ken tha?' *urp* 'Gizza fuckin' smoke willya, yer me bes' mate inna whole worl...urgh' *hic* '...oooh...' *hic* *chunder*

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  7. From their website;