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Mark The Convict

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The ARRSE equivalent;

*click* *BBC voice* 'Good morning, you have reached the-'

*thump clatter bang*

*Glaswegian voice* *hic* 'Whatthafuck d'ye wan' ye soft English nancy? Fuckin' civvy, git tae fork, ye forkin' hat cunt. I've forked yer maw, d'ye ken tha?' *urp* 'Gizza fuckin' smoke willya, yer me bes' mate inna whole worl...urgh' *hic* '...oooh...' *hic* *chunder*

*click-brrrrrrrrrr*
 
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cloudbuster

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#8
*click* *BBC voice* 'Good morning, you have reached the-'

*thump clatter bang*

*Glaswegian voice* *hic* 'Whatthafuck d'ye wan' ye soft English nancy? Fuckin' civvy, git tae fork, ye forkin' hat cunt. I've forked yer maw, d'ye ken tha?' *urp* 'Gizza fuckin' smoke willya, yer me bes' mate inna whole worl...urgh' *hic* '...oooh...' *hic* *chunder*

*click-brrrrrrrrrr*
From their website;
The Army Personnel Centre Helpdesk (0845 600 9663) provides assistance to Army units, outside agencies and the general public who are enquiring about the disclosure of information held on officers and soldiers.
 

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