Answering Machine part 2/AKA The_Cynic_Clinic on SNCO Cadre

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by g2_loony_bin, Jul 31, 2006.

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    Cynic lad? You there? Aren't you meant to be in this nice warm office mucker?

    Oh hang on, just getting a text...

    It's from you!

    Oh, I'm glad you like the rain mate. Speak to you later!!!!

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  2. it's raining? unnnnnlucky, good job skin's waterproof eh?
  3. Great news, Cynic. You had a call from Battalion last week. Apparently, you're such an experienced operator they've decided that you don't need to attend the SNCO Cadre. You don't need to bother to attend the course unless you really, really want to.

    I know I should've told you all this ages ago, but I forgot- sorry mate.
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    Hang a second mucker! Ain't your Stag Do meant to be this weekend? Is it still on?

    Reschedule? For F@CKS sake!!!!!

    *RANT RAVE ad infinitum*
  5. Erm.............anyone want a brew?
  6. Yes love. Get your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.
  7. 2 spits as usual?
  8. I heard that you swallow
  9. I heard you've never had a girlfriend.
  10. I heard all manner of different things at all different periods of time and throughout space into infinity... there I think that covers it.

    Now grow up, you're not 10.

  11. that's why doublecrease isn't interested in her ;)
  12. I thought it was cos he wasn't a pilot...

  13. I am interested in her.. all I need is a description of her gorgeous curves and her axe wound and I'm hers. :roll:
  14. You horrible, horrible b@stards. I feel unclean.
  15. At least that's better than feeling CR