ANOTHER WEDDING GATE CRASHED - US STYLE

Soon they'll replace "like a red rag to a bull" with "like a wedding cake to an AC-130"

 

It's certainly an impressive record: that must be the third or fourth wedding party they've mullered in less than a year. Still, it makes the choice of wedding dress quite easy out there: '...and the bride wore a dress of dazzling white kevlar, accessorized with ceramic plates and a grp helmet...'

 

"The cake, supplied by Alvis Land Systems and the bride's mother, featured a garnish of Chobham and 6 inches of steel icing.."

 

the groom wore a well cut olive green EOD bomb disposal suit with matching helmet.....................

and how will they be able to tell that the bride was a virgin with all that claret on the sheets

 

Wedding limos provided courtsey of 2RTR......

 

Something old. something new, something borrowed, something BLU?

 

I am rather starting to suspect that Iraqi weddings occur in circumstances rather similar to those that caused children to be sent for milk and loaves some years ago in this neck of the woods.