Another walt

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by deesjsr, Jun 26, 2011.

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  1. New guy at work says he was a captain in the marines he told another employee he was in the paras. Apparently he impressed an office girl that as a marine has had to show the paras how to jump out a plane. He also said he was in the falklands.oh and he is also an ex member of THEM! Should we start calling him Walter?
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    ask him if he fancies a soggy biscuit?
  3. depends where you work if it's in a care home get him a cup of tea and if not say " I don't care". If this answer has failed to satisfy I'm sure somebody will be along soon who gives a monkeys...welcome to Arrse
  4. Or a quick game of speckles.
  5. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Mega post now do one x
  6. It's a gardening firm we work in .he comes out with a new story every few I am sure a new week at work will bring out more !
  7. bore off........
  8. Christ in a wheelbarrow!! Fire up the unicycle!!
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  9. So hes telling porkies to get in a birds knickers? Good on him.
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  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    find out if he has a facebook page.
  11. do you secretly wish the office girl would touch you in your special place and am upset because billy bullshit has fired his dirty water into her clunge

    just tell her your a space shuttledoor gunner and have a cock like a jumbo swissroll and see if she'll bounce up and down on you

    its not the NAFFI so I cant call you anything rude which is not nice, so I'll ask do you like swiss roll?
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  12. I do enjoy a good swiss roll, although I must say do not buy the Asda own brand (not Smartprice, the step up from that) chocolate one, its fucking horrific.

    Although the Asda meal-deal thing includes a chocolate roulade which is excellent.
  13. Not a massive fan of strawberry Swiss rolls. Had a delicious lemon version once though.

    Now smoked salmon rolls, that's the ticket.
  14. I'd rather have a 'Bombay ROLL' with Mr Random's avatar.
  15. That's because you sir, are a pervy type person.
    Having a Bombay Duck with someone elses avatar is strictly a no no.