Yeah, like I'm going to want to discuss this subject in the "grown-ups" forum.
Is there anything in this new directive that prevents the attachment of string to the hands and feet of the corpse to produce a crude, but effective, human marionette- thus allowing much "Weekend at Bernie's" type hilarity for friends and relatives? If so, I'm going to have to change the instructions in my will.
Sadly, he will be unable too, as and I quote "testicles are to be outlawed under a new EU directive. The directive, which would come into effect in September, aims to withdraw testicles and embryos, which contain ingredients such as sperm and eggs, which are capable of creating living organisms."