Another Tradition goes west

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by browny31310, Apr 11, 2006.

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  1. Stavros Dimas can suck my balls
     
  2. See its Eurocrats again these people need a good kicking leave traditon alone
     
  3. Yeah, like I'm going to want to discuss this subject in the "grown-ups" forum. :D

    Is there anything in this new directive that prevents the attachment of string to the hands and feet of the corpse to produce a crude, but effective, human marionette- thus allowing much "Weekend at Bernie's" type hilarity for friends and relatives? If so, I'm going to have to change the instructions in my will.
     
  4. God Bless the United States of Europe they speak so much sense in Brussels they definately get my vote on the next election - Oh damn we are not part of it completely there is a shame - NOT! :)
     
  5. Sadly, he will be unable too, as and I quote "testicles are to be outlawed under a new EU directive. The directive, which would come into effect in September, aims to withdraw testicles and embryos, which contain ingredients such as sperm and eggs, which are capable of creating living organisms."
     
  6. I have been dieing for years to have one of those