Another Stupid Question

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gaz_ED, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. What's the most stupid question you've ever been asked?

    From a fat bird:-

    "Would you like to sh8g me up the arrse?" :?
  2. From spunk shy lasses:

    You will tell me when your about to cum won't you?
  3. Do I look OK in these stockings and boots? :twisted:
  4. "Would you like to claim a repayment if you've paid too much tax?" :?
  5. You do love me , don't you?
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You will respect me in the morning?
  7. Watching a DVD a last year with Mrs Nogg(MK2), DVD starts and i have to select the language, no English so i highlight Australian and press play, the silly inbred b1tch asks if we will understand the DVD if its in Australian. I spent most of the movie laughing like a madman.

    Women, know your limits.
  8. I'll go to Hell for this one, but why did "MDN" flash up in my mind when I read the above??? :wink:
  9. "You will let me go afterwards, won't you?"
    Mwahahahahahahahaha... :twisted:
  10. To BAE:

    Can you deliver kit that works on time and on budget?

    To a Saudi prince:

    Would you like an enormous bribe?

    To a chav:

    Would you like to super-size that?

    To your wife:

    I'm horny. Fancy a quick one?

    To a mouse: Oh what a panic's in thy breestie? (ok, I knicked that one)
  11. Yes indeed...Traffic Warden "I haven't officially served this ticket yet but will you accept it anyway..."

    What do you think numb nuts...
  12. from a Hottie "You promise not to cum in my mouth"
  13. "Is it mine?"
  14. Salad, or bacon butty?
  15. (Broken Leg when I was 9)

    Doctor: Where does it hurt?