Another story to wind you up.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Quite right - can't have baby killers' rights abused now can we :x

    I am glad his picture is prominently displayed so people will recognise him more easily. Maybe when he goes for a pint someone will have a word with him.
  2. Unfortunatly PETA are as bad as the baby killer!
  3. Er, not quite.

    It must have been awful to have been classed alongside the likes of Tony Martin when in reality you're a torture loving paedophile.
  4. Why is this motley collection of molecules allowed to pollute my country with its presence?

    Dear Jim,

    Please could you fix it for me to spend 30 minutes with the wretched creature known as steven barker? A selection of blunt and sharp instruments would be nice, but not essential.

    Yours Chocolate_Frog.

    PS I thought the link between those who torture animals and those who later go on to be rapist, baby killers and murderers was well established?
  5. Please note that your post is potentially libellous.

    That's right, PETA are nowhere near as bad.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, that was a cheap and easy shot by trick cyclists. Many of us who tortured animals served our country then moved on to be decent honest citizens, Captains of Industry and Magistrates. Some of us are even Freemasons.
  7. does PETA stand for "people eating tasty animals"
  8. I never tortured any animals, but did kill some folk, funny that eh?

    But while I'm on that fuckingcuntshould be tortured to death.