Another Pitbull Attack

#3
Mate, we're fucked. Just from today's paper, toddler killed by dog, Brit killed by shark, Russian killed by shark, Aussie killed by cow, Russian bint (quite fit too, but ginger) and her dad killed by bears. Do you think they're trying to tell us something?
 
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Mark The Convict

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#5
Er...stock up on melee weapons while we still can? I've got a hammer, it's in a box not six feet aw08t0-]h\r]u;fgbdjtryhfdnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
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goatrutar

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#7
dogs and black people never seem to mix well. had 2 blokes from PNG in the yard today. our 2 dogs went fucking apeshit.
 
#11
Some American woman got mauled to death by her Pit Bull. Police had to shoot it as is went for them when they try to give her CPR.

Ironically enough, she was part of a group that went around trying to bring people around to the fact that pit bulls are not dangerous.
 
#12
Some American woman got mauled to death by her Pit Bull. Police had to shoot it as is went for them when they try to give her CPR.

Ironically enough, she was part of a group that went around trying to bring people around to the fact that pit bulls are not dangerous.
A case of 'the dog that bit the hand', the leg & the throat that fed it. :)
 
#13
A bloke in a pub once told me that if a pitbull has locked its chompers around you the best way to get it to let go is to jam your thumb up its arse - he reckoned the furry crocodile would be so shocked its jaw would drop in astonishment and you could jerk your arm free. Presumably just before said land shark went for your throat for giving it one up the bum. Has anyone ever tried this?
 
#15
A bloke in a pub once told me that if a pitbull has locked its chompers around you the best way to get it to let go is to jam your thumb up its arse - he reckoned the furry crocodile would be so shocked its jaw would drop in astonishment and you could jerk your arm free. Presumably just before said land shark went for your throat for giving it one up the bum. Has anyone ever tried this?
No, but I'll give it a go if you promise not to bite me too hard.
 
#16
Mate, we're fucked. Just from today's paper, toddler killed by dog, Brit killed by shark, Russian killed by shark, Aussie killed by cow, Russian bint (quite fit too, but ginger) and her dad killed by bears. Do you think they're trying to tell us something?
Don't forget the old biddy who was killed by wasps.
 
#18
A bloke in a pub once told me that if a pitbull has locked its chompers around you the best way to get it to let go is to jam your thumb up its arse - he reckoned the furry crocodile would be so shocked its jaw would drop in astonishment and you could jerk your arm free. Presumably just before said land shark went for your throat for giving it one up the bum. Has anyone ever tried this?
Yes it does work. A few years back, a friend at work told me that a Staffie had locked onto his Boxer. The Staffie owner couldn't make him let go, so the Boxer's owner said that he grabbed hold of it's balls and shoved his thumb right up it's arsehole. I asked him if it let go of his dog and he said "It let go immediately, turned around, looked at me and went..Bowsie Wowsie!!"
 

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