Another old idiot and his money....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Sep 29, 2012.

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  1. Stupid old cunt.
  2. Quite. Asking for it.

    He could have bought quite good whores whenever his old todger stood up, for about ten years for that money.
  3. Fuck off thats a bloke!

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  4. The bloke is an ex soldier so in the eyes of many on ARRSE he is a bally hero.

    The cunt struck old cunt.
  5. Fifty fucking six? He looks like death warmed up, I'm 50 and still look like a virile thrusting stud.
  6. Looking at the photos of him, I'm willing to bet that he thinks that the SLR is the finest rifle ever made and has signed the petition for the NDM.
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  7. Has he got an NI "medal"?

    And does he go on about it on WMHC?
  8. Fucking hell, that worn out old husk is the same age as me, that must have been some wedding night.
  9. Have you ever seen a Galápagos Island tortoise mating?
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  10. Pervert.
  11. No; have you ever seen two leather-clad dwarves 69-ing each other on the billiards-table of a listed Manor house?
  12. Some Passing Out party that was.
  13. I am afraid I have never had the privelege of attending a dinner at Chequers.
  14. 56, my anal cavity he is. Looks nearer 76.

    And "she" is his Ting Tong Macadangdang.