He,ll now have plenty of time to write a book about his time behind bars,
Which will surely include avoiding gang rape [sometimes] by a group known as the sisters,
Being befreinded by the prison scrounger/dealer
Doing the dodgy accounts of the prison governor/staff.
Digging a cunningly concealed escape tunnel using a small plastic spoon.
Or how about he was a lying, thieving scumbagcunt found guilty in a Court of Law and "forced" to server time for breaking the Laws of the land, even with the help of the "rules" laid out by his colleagues. UI do agree with scapegoat, but he was found GUILTY. Unlike oh, about 350-ish of his colleagues.
*** sorry, I_t_T - I mis-read your post. Yes, that's the plot of his book... ***