Went to Tescos for the weekly shop and the Mrs was feeling hungry. So, we stopped in the Tescos cafe thing (note: these are minging and should never be ventured into). We had just sat down, and started tucking into something that resembled a Sausage roll, when a group of mongs hobbled in. They sat down and, obviously unimpressed, with their cartons of Ribena started letting out massive "mmlllaaaarrssssss". Then it happened. That moment that haunts you forever. I opened my mouth, about to speak. The room went quiet but it was too late to avoid speaking. "F*ck me, dinner and a show". The entire room looks round and gives me evils (including their carer). Muttering "the youth of today" and "how rude". The mongs didn't care. They were too busy spitting ribera over each other and dribbling into their chips & Beans.