Another Mong Story

#1
Went to Tescos for the weekly shop and the Mrs was feeling hungry. So, we stopped in the Tescos cafe thing (note: these are minging and should never be ventured into). We had just sat down, and started tucking into something that resembled a Sausage roll, when a group of mongs hobbled in. They sat down and, obviously unimpressed, with their cartons of Ribena started letting out massive "mmlllaaaarrssssss".

Then it happened. That moment that haunts you forever. I opened my mouth, about to speak. The room went quiet but it was too late to avoid speaking.

"F*ck me, dinner and a show".

The entire room looks round and gives me evils (including their carer). Muttering "the youth of today" and "how rude".

The mongs didn't care. They were too busy spitting ribera over each other and dribbling into their chips & Beans.
 

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#3
Daughterinblack (aged 10) cut me dead with that comment ref dinner and a show a few months back whilst I was feebly plinking at my guitar around 5pm on day.
 
#5
StabTiffy2B said:
Went to Tescos for the weekly shop and the Mrs was feeling hungry. So, we stopped in the Tescos cafe thing (note: these are minging and should never be ventured into). We had just sat down, and started tucking into something that resembled a Sausage roll, when a group of mongs hobbled in. They sat down and, obviously unimpressed, with their cartons of Ribena started letting out massive "mmlllaaaarrssssss".

Then it happened. That moment that haunts you forever. I opened my mouth, about to speak. The room went quiet but it was too late to avoid speaking.

"F*ck me, dinner and a show".

The entire room looks round and gives me evils (including their carer). Muttering "the youth of today" and "how rude".

The mongs didn't care. They were too busy spitting ribera over each other and dribbling into their chips & Beans.
Fecking youth of today? What are you - 12??
 
#12
babyblue said:
Hey Mr M, you swallowed a parrot !!
Swallowed many a thing in my time baby - but a parrot?

Now if you are asking if I've swallowed different birds - that is another story!!
 
#14
Murielson said:
Now if you are asking if I've swallowed different birds - that is another story!!

*gets comfortable* Do tell Murielson....

Just to prove our powers here is a pressie for you....your very own Mlllaaarrr!

 
#16
Well, plenty of Long Throated Bacardi Garglers, the occasional Lesser Canadian Moose Howler, several Greater Brown Headed Manfat Extractor, a few Common Paddy Shriekers - and the list goes on.
 
#17
Murielson said:
Well, plenty of Long Throated Bacardi Garglers, the occasional Lesser Canadian Moose Howler, several Greater Brown Headed Manfat Extractor, a few Common Paddy Shriekers - and the list goes on.
So there you go Mr M - you did post it twice!! he he he hence the parrot joke!! Glad to see you are on the ball Maninblack!! Now Mr M, in a language I can understand - try again with your deep throats etc etc
 
#19
Also been involved with a few Uncommon Paddy Whistlers too. Was in that neck of the woods for a very long time.
 

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