Don't suppose there's any chance of holding another contest? Obviously with a bit of a twist, i.e the birds don't actually show their faces or bodies for that matter, just a close up - a "gyno shot", if you will, of their front bottoms. As an added bonus ball feature, they'd submit their entries anonymously and we'd have to guess which kebab belonged to which bird. The winning guesser wins the winning birds skin, tanned and made into a lightshade. Edited to add that BabyGlue is exempt from this competition as most arrsers have glimsed her sex. They are now blind.