Another innocent tree takes the fall.

We had a lad in Cyprus killed when a taxi ran into him and he hit a lamp post.

Some of the ******* are concreted in
The concrete ones in the UK are ours, production stopped mid 70s. In the UK lampposts have to crumple when hit at speed
 
Clearly they didn't get any tips from PtG 's funeral.
You missed the Landrover "hearse" with the tasteless white coffin dumped on the loadbed and the (presumably) pall bearers standing up around it in the back going past then. You must have been distracted by all the quadbikes doing wheelies "as a mark of chav respect", on the wrong side of the road. The bobbies would doubtless have had a field day, very few of the cars and bikes will have been taxed, tested and insured.
 
A chav funeral procession. How very refined?


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A chav funeral procession. How very refined?

Alas only one was eligible for a Darwin - the other had already (and not surprisingly) bred.
I have no doubt that the wench involved is already knocked up again by another brain dead drain on our taxes and eagerly eying a bigger council house.
 

theoriginalphantom

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a building bravely took the hit, protecting the river and some trees


its not terribly far from me and narrow choke point with part time lights.
Pity they didn't get all three in the car

I know that area reasonably well as Man Cub's gurlyfriend was in Halls just up the road from there.

The local alley rats would have great sport jumping the lights just for shitz 'n giggles.

Let's pray that their injuries are not too minor :)
 
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I know that area reasonably well as Man Cub's gurlyfriend was in Halls just up the road from there.

The local alley rats would have great sport jumping the lights just for shitz 'n giggles.

Let's pray that their injuries are not too minor life changing :)
FTFY
 
a building bravely took the hit, protecting the river and some trees


its not terribly far from me and narrow choke point with part time lights.
Pity they didn't get all three in the car

Journalism at its finest.
"A manhunt is underway"
A fourteen year old is being questioned as he is believed to be one of the occupants of the stricken Micra.
 

theoriginalphantom

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Journalism at its finest.
"A manhunt is underway"
A fourteen year old is being questioned as he is believed to be one of the occupants of the stricken Micra.


the term manhunt is both sexist and aggressive, it should be a person search
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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Appreciate your sentiment but why should the taxpayer have to fund NHS treatment as well as their benefits?


Slight thread drift.
Himself was in Wessex Neurosurgery Southampton in March. In the next bed was a 25 year old Scouser injured in a car crash.

His BMW, driven at 115mph by his uninsured mate, who was over the alcohol limit, and smashed the car and its occupants into the motorway furniture on the M3.

Result? We keep the mate in clink at £30,000 a year, spend millions on repair and rehabilitation for the Scouser, who can't work as a bricklayer again, so we keep him as well. Scouser thinks this is all a great joke and is busy spending his compo on tracksuits. Compo? He got compo? Yep. Proud of his £40,000!

There is something wrong with our value system.

All this money is not free. Some poor sap has to pay for it.
 
Appreciate your sentiment but why should the taxpayer have to fund NHS treatment as well as their benefits?


Slight thread drift.
Himself was in Wessex Neurosurgery Southampton in March. In the next bed was a 25 year old Scouser injured in a car crash.

His BMW, driven at 115mph by his uninsured mate, who was over the alcohol limit, and smashed the car and its occupants into the motorway furniture on the M3.

Result? We keep the mate in clink at £30,000 a year, spend millions on repair and rehabilitation for the Scouser, who can't work as a bricklayer again, so we keep him as well. Scouser thinks this is all a great joke and is busy spending his compo on tracksuits. Compo? He got compo? Yep. Proud of his £40,000!

There is something wrong with our value system.

All this money is not free. Some poor sap has to pay for it.
Fair point, well presented.
Make that "life ending" instead of "life changing".
Although ending is still changing...
 

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