Another good reason to be obese?

#3
Surprised he could maintain a weight of 30 stone on prison scran for 25 months. Or was he 50 stone at the start of his sentence?
(Incidently, in the photo, he looks fatter than 30 stone ...... he must be a short-arrse.)
 
#4
"But he didn't choose to be morbidly obese. This man is a colossus."

Did it just happen overnight? Did someone sneak in while he was asleep and inject him with fat from a dozen liposuction operations? I suppose he has big bones.
 
#5
theoriginalphantom said:
"But he didn't choose to be morbidly obese. This man is a colossus."

Did it just happen overnight? Did someone sneak in while he was asleep and inject him with fat from a dozen liposuction operations? I suppose he has big bones.
Burrggger - beat me to it. :twisted: Maybe he has a medical condition - yeah right.
 
#6
The best reason to be morbidly obese is that it absolves you of all personal responsibility either for your condition or the consequences thereof.

In this country, anyway. Anywhere sensible, fat cnuts are left to suffer the consequences.
 
#8
smartascarrots said:
The best reason to be morbidly obese is that it absolves you of all personal responsibility either for your condition or the consequences thereof.

In this country, anyway. Anywhere sensible, fat cnuts are left to suffer the consequences.
Something that bugged me in the USA. Disabled people go to the front of ques in "Disneyland", sounds good until you see fat bastards go to the front when their only "disability" is that they eat too much.
 

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#10
Peter Sutcliffe is about 20 stone now.
 
#12
I don't see what the problem is.

But he didn't choose to be morbidly obese.
Yes he did. Nobody forced all those pies down his neck.

Lapointe reportedly could not fit his legs under the prison tables for meals
That's nature's way of saying 'Stop eating you fat b@stard or you're going to die'.

his mattress was too narrow to accommodate his bulk
But the floor of his cell was more than big enough.

He also complained he could not shower properly.
Which is one of many reasons why fire hoses are installed in the prison.

The Quebec parole board cited ... the support of his wife ...
Oh my god, there's a horrible thought. For her sake, I hope she goes on top.

.... and mother
:puker:
 
#14
I hear that this will be incorporated into the storyline of Prison Break 5 and the two brothers will organise a hot dog eating competition in order to break out. It will take all season to bulk up but it should be spectatular as they waddle out to the re-inforced bus to take them to freedom. A real tearjerker.
 

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