As the weather of late has forced me to retire the motorbike into light pres for the foreseeable future, I found myself watching one of my most favouritist programmes on the box last night - Holiday Showdown Extreme, or something like that where 2 families go head-to-head in a bizarre holiday swap. One of the heads of family claimed to be ex Air Corps, and he came across as being extremely bonkers, sporting a Dali-esque waxed tash, coupled with a bandana!!! He thrashed both families to, and indeed beyond, breaking point with his physiological and psychological assaults. I could not believe that someone of this background could possibly embarass themselves constantly during one hours televisual entertainment, but he passed with "flying" colours. He nearly made that twit lieutenant from The Apprentice look normal. Does anyone know this chap? Did he really serve in HM Armed Forces? I hope he wasn't allowed to fly anything! I have had dealings with 1 Regt AAC previously, and he did seem rather familiar.... What a complete horses arrse.