Another deployment?

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  1. NEWS FLASH.....

    Monday, November 15, 2005 9:30PM

    Prime Minister Blair to send troops to assist French army

    Prime minister Tony Blair has authorised military leaders to begin drawing up a battleplan to pull France's ass out of the fire again.

    Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Blair doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Blair. Army Chief General Mike Jackson warned the Prime Minister that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Soldiers to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Soldiers may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.

    He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Soldier to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few Women Soldiers to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. Do some shopping and get home he added. We'll go across the channel and let ourselves in as we have always done in the past said the General. With their border control they probably won't know we're there until it's all over.

    Prime Minister Blair asked Gen. Jackson to get our troops out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Jackson to make sure the troops did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.

    The less they stand out the better ...
  2. Well it made me smile :wink:
  3. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Maybe it isn't the french youff that's causing all the trouble but the German Uber Jugende Standart Regiment of the 3rd Battalion Towel Placing Brigade. Once again the germans are at it. Poor old Froggy Woggys.