On or about this date, some centuries ago, Pvt Jesus. H Christ of the Queens Own Four By Twos, Nazareth Barracks, killed by an ICD (Improvised Crucifiction Device). His parents, Joseph and Mary Christ, received condolences from His Holiness The Pope, The Archbishop of Canterbury and millions of other whining cnuts worldwide who likewise had never met him. Mourners are advised not to put crosses at the site of his death as in the words of the centurion in charge "The fcuking things are all over the place as it is". "The grief is overwhelming, For words I'm at a loss But they're fcuk all use to someone, Who's nailed to a cross" R.I.P Messiah.