I heard her before I saw her. Wheezing as she strained her gargantuan frame through the carriage. Then there she was, jamming her revolting purelent obese arse in space next to me. Then she spends the rest of the trip dripping into her mobile to some (probably equally gross) friend about all her (obesity induced) medical problems and how the NHS (that WE PAY FOR) wasn't doing this that or whatever, whilst puffing and panting and sweating. WHAT CANT FAT PEOPLE JUST STAY AT HOME AND KEEP AWAY FROM PUBLIC TRANSPORT???????