Another Central Bank announcement***

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  1. Pretty much sums it up really....

    I Bloomberg report - 10/10/08 at 8:45.29

    "Central Bank of Jamica says everyone should just chill out"
  2. Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
    the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In
    the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
    and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
    likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank
    were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are
    soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are
    reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
    analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
    Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal