Another Central Bank announcement***

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In
the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank
were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are
soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal

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