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  1. What do you reckon is being said here........................ :?: :?: :?: :?:


    for feck sake ref do you not know that is Wayne Rooney :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


    you cant send him off ref who else do we have.......................crouch/walcott :?: :?: :?: :?:
  2. "well done Shrek. Now look what you gone and done!!"""
  3. From the Ref: "This red card is for you, the next one is for your country to leave Las Malvinas English imperial pig!!
  4. who dropped this tampax?
  5. "i was conscreeept in Las Goose Green in 1982... i haf waited long time for my revenge. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    "For you,Tommy,la match is over!"
  7. come on guys just add to one thread instead of spamming.

  8. Oooh arent we posh a De-fcuking-Walt cross cut saw.

    Whats wrong with Power Devil?
    Betcha got all Snapon tool chests too.

    Do we have a forum for sad diy wnkers like me?
    Obviously the Sapper bit ,cause if we arent a shed dwelling man theres something gone wrong.
  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Cole to Rooney

    Those people on that Arrse web site were correct
    '' You are a ******* mong my missus is gonna kill me she's booked another week ''
  10. "You mong, its still gonna be a red when you open your eyes."
  11. Cole to Rooney

    'You idiot wayne, £20000 a week or more and you STILL cant behave like a professional, now go and sit in your ferrari you naughty boy and keep an eye on the time on your Rolex Oyster watch...
  12. Cole to Rooney : You utter, utter knob.
    Rooney to Ref : Wha'? (he of the single syllable)
    Colleen thinks : OMFG he's going to be in a sh*t mood.
  13. Close my eyes.... breathe deeply..... count to ten..... 1 2 3 ..... no good... I'M GONNA F@@@@@G KILL YOU RONALDO!!!
  14. Rooney says: Ha ha you Argentinian cnut, i'm pissing all over your leg.
    Cole says: C'mon Rooney you wee cnut, take you on now.
  15. Plain and simply 'Bugger'