another blonde joke

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  1. A blonde comes home from school and happily tells her mother: "Mom, today we learned how to count and while all the other students can only count till 3, I can already count till 10! Is that because I am blonde?" Her mother answers:"Yes love, that's because you're blond."
    The next day the blond comes home from school and says: "Mom, today we learned the alphabet and while all the other kids can only remember a, b and c, I can already finish the whole alphabet!" Is that also because I am blonde?" And again her mother answers: "Yes honey, that's also because you're blond."
    The third day the blonde comes home from school and says: "Mom, today we went swimming with the class and while all the other girls haven't got any breasts yet, mine are already a D cup! Is that because I'm blonde, too?" "No, honey", answers her mother, "that's because you're 26 already."