Another Bird flu outbreak

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by in_the_cheapseats, Feb 2, 2007.

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  1. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Bernard Matthrew's profit set to drop somewhat

    Hopefully this will come to nothing.

    See here
     
  2. Ah,the price of Chicken tikka should drop nicely now
     
  3. Bootiful.
     
  4. This can't be right I remember many months ago a labour party liar tell us not to worry as the controls put in place by the labour party will stop this from happening......bloody hell....he must of been lying...
     
  5. Right, that'll be chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner in every MOD establishment for the next 3 months!
     
  6. ...or he must have just been wrong?
     
  7. No, the labour party is never wrong but they tell porkies and have forked tongues....or they have forked porkies and tell tongues.
     
  8. Time to run out and buy Tamiflu shares as Harley Street will be overrun with important people who NEED to be vaccinated(it is just so easy to start conspiracy theories these days) :)
     
  9. Punny!

    Litotes
     



  10. But it will be took off the menu in Prisons I bet!