Another Belter from Phil the Greek!

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  1. This man should be an inspiration to us all:

    The Duke of Edinburgh, who has a well-earned reputation for putting his foot in his mouth, made yet another gaffe when he mocked the sight of a blind boy.

    The family of Stephen Menary, a teenage army cadet who was blinded in an IRA bombing, had been invited to meet the Queen and her husband at a tree planting event in Hyde Park.

    After the Queen asked the then 15-year-old how much sight he had left, the Duke of Edinburgh responded: "Not a lot, judging by the tie he's wearing".
  2. Thats brilliant! i just shat myself laughing :p
  3. Don't worry. Somebody will be along shortly to take offence on your behalf.
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    When he croaks, it will be a sad day, even if he is an inbred Greek/German blue blood.
  5. The man should be awarded a BAFTA for King of Comedy. He's made more people laugh than that ponce Alan Carr.
  6. someone should do a book of quotes from Phil, I would buy it
  7. Awesome, another cracker from the DoE!

    That map is brilliant, the "eating dogs for the Anorexic" had me giggling.
  8. all hail the duke!
  9. I thought he'd be better off saying that to Roger Day :lol:
  10. HRH Phil the Greek and the Blessed Jeremy Clarkson* are the only two people left in the UK who say what they think and damn anyone else.

    *He can only be elevated to sainthood if caught in a coke-fuelled 3 in a bed sex romp* in the manner of St. Angus of Deyton.

    *WTF is a 'romp'? Have you ever had one? I'm pretty sure I haven't.
  11. The man's a fecking legend. I remember a while ago when he asked some little fat kid what he want to do when he grew up:

    Kid: Be an astronaut
    DoE: Well you better lose some weight first.

    Needless to say, vicarious grief whores were up in arms, i think he's just a fcking genius.
  12. Nice one Phil. :D The best laugh on a dull Monday.

    The trouble with Phils humour is that it is far too subtle for mongs to understand. There is an over capacity of mongs.
  13. Certainly far funnier than the sad load of Bushisms we've had to put up with.
    HRH The Gaffemeister is an original, as well as being a gallant naval officer who has seen action;
    which is something you cannot say we've seen either side of the pond these last 8 years.

    A collection -it would probably have to be "unofficial"- would raise a lot
    of money as well as mirth if put together in aid of H4H.

    The FCO wouldn't be too pleased either, so it scores on so many fronts... :D