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Another assault on police

Did they take fingerprints from the weapon?

Will the 'weapon' be shown to the court? or perhaps kept in a sealed bag as evidence?

I bet the copper is taking worse from his mates than he suffered from the woman.
Just how annoyed at being nicked must she have been to think 'Oh I know, I'll just wap one out and hose him down!'

I wonder if he's ever made the brews with 'expressed' milk left in the shift fridge. Just how daft would you need to be to do that, ahem, cough, anyway must be off....

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