Another "accidental" hanging incident...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Grey_Mafia65, Jul 27, 2012.

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  1. Was a sexual thing like what killed Michael Hutchence ?
     
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  2. Not so much gorilla, but I did use to refer to my ex as "Clyde"...
     
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  3. I'll have an ex soon. Good innit?
     
  4. Except that Tatu probably hadn't been through Kylie like a dose of salts.
     
  5. The best. I still let mine know how much even after 17 years. I get the people from the Benefit Fraud hotline to pop round and pass on my best wishes.
     
  6. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Only if there was a door frame and a leather belt involved.




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  7. How did you get from Gorilla to Orangutang?
     
  8. Here's a tip, if you see a thread started by me, don't read it!

    A bottle of red hair dye?
     
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  9. They should never have let the poor sod read AMMM's blog.
     
  10. It was muuuurder, the gorilla was being sexually exploited and about to spill the beans.... then got bumped off.

    My 1 year old son has a book called "Thanks not my monkey", according to my loving wife I look like one of the characters

    http://c1.diapers.com/images/products/p/ubn/ubn-002_2z.jpg
     
  11. Had they run out of North face duffle bags or something?
     
  12. Have you tried stuffing a fully grown silverback in a north face kit bag?

    It's not as easy as stuffing a 7 stone transvestite in one I can tell you.
     
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