Another 7-62 limerick competition (Bush/Blair/Saddam)

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  1. OK This is your last chance to win a silver plated Zippo engraved with your aka and limerick. Mr Potatohead will of course be engraved on the back.


    Write a limerick containing 2 of the following names:

    Bush, Blair, Saddam (or Hussein)

    The winner as usual will be judged by me. Extra points for cynicism! - Good luck.

    Competition cut off - New Years day

    (PS Journos: feel free to join in this one... we could do with some prosaic help... but no publishing without getting the authors permission)
     
  2. The space for his fist was quite sparse
    Because it was up Blairs arse
    It's a tight fit said Bush
    But with one final push
    I'll have made you my puppet at last.
     
  3. Shhhhhh..... Just think BS.... if no one else spots this thread, you'll have won!
     
  4. Bush said to Blair 'Follow me'
    as I finish a job for Daddy
    its quite far away
    and just take a day
    we'll be finished in time for tea
     
  5. Saddam on his toilet of gold
    was unhappy when he was told
    that blair and bush
    were making a push
    towards all his oil, how Bold
     
  6. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Of Bush & Blair in Iraq we do despair
    Their Governments just do not care
    They care less of their fighting forces
    Than they do of Georges horses
    Thats why we are still there

    Little ditty about George and Saddam
    Twas their fault in Iraq we hit with JDAM
    Tanks did roll,
    and they took their toll
    Two maniacs doing the worst they can
     
  7. Mr Saddam Hussein of Iraq,
    Was shocked and awed at the attack,
    which Bush and Blair's forces put on.
    He screamed out 'Begone!!!'
    But the two chief of mongs,
    Just sent in the ground troops instead
     
  8. Bush was a baddun
    blair very square
    but saddam beats them all
    cause he doesnt fight fair
     
  9. The gay marriage of Bush and Blair
    was such a splendid affair
    The bride was in white
    but his hair was a fright
    and they honeymooned in Saddaims lair
     
  10. There was an old despot called Saddam,
    Who Bush decreed a mad 'un,
    He said, 'Tis not for oil,
    That we do toil',
    And Blair got roped to the bandwagon.
     
  11. I think that its fair to say
    that Bush shafts us every day
    we're his 'special' friends
    when its suits his own ends
    but Blair seems to like it that way
     
  12. There once was a man who was bad
    And was terribly terribly sad,
    For a monkey named Bush,
    With his hand up Blair's tush,
    Had bagged up Baghdad for his dad!
     
  13. There once was a man in DC
    Who said "Quite frankly, to me,
    N or Q's just the same,
    Iran - or Hussein?
    Blair will back me whate'er I decree!
     
  14. There once was a man of Sedgefield,
    Who to Bush's adventures did yield.
    It was all quite a sham
    To send troops for Saddam,
    With vehicles that weren't tracked, but wheeled!
     
  15. The Gibbon-in-Chief said with glee
    I toppled Saddam as you see
    Iraq is now fucked
    but I don't give a stuff
    the oil's flowing for daddy and me
     
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