So, Im close to 60, and i doubt I will hoochie up in the bush ever again. No more wild rover for me. (and it hurts to admit). Over the years my garage has slowly filled with bits of kit. The usual gear that i am sure everyone ends up with. So I put it on Gumtree and woooooohhhhh suddenly i am the man. Im phoned, and SMSed every 5 minutes by anoraks. "Is this the 1988 issue or the 1993 issue", "the MK5 or the MK4 without the modifications". Who the fuck cares. Im selling bits of shit on ebay for a few dollars. Half of them sound like kids anyway. They always ask the dumb questions: "do you have the latest night vision binos with the built in radio mike and subsonic transponder' or some shit. Am I the fucking Q store? and half of them just want to chat. "Can I come and look at it" Fuck yes mate I will dig a pit and we can sit in it and watch our front" "REALLY???" "No you stupid fucker. I just want to empty my garage. not play COD". Is this normal? Should I just send the lot to the tip? Slightly pissed off Wopping.